Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
All of you are doomed, and I’d like to inform you that I’m more powerful than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this game will be a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. The game was developed for my personal entertainment… I’ll give you the impression that there’s a possibility. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
This is a platformer with a touch of skills. This is a game for me, a tiny useless snail, looking to defeat me.
Aproximately three hours of premium time with me (an exclusive package I may add)Precise and swiftly paced playing on platformsLots to be laughed atThe illusion of being a master and the possibility of me eventually winning an interesting little mystery to solve… the significance of existence
It is so hard to patiently wait for assistance to discover the fact…
We’ll be waiting for you on the opposite side,
Squid


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